The Rogue Guide to Weekend Shopping: Unmissable Deals and Steals

Shopping for a weekend? Follow our curated list of the best bargains available online. We’re rogue-shopping everything from high-tech gadgets to the latest video game deals. We’ve scoured the internet for bargains, so you can get more bang for your buck. Come with us and get hooked into this rogue’s gallery of shopper’s must-haves.

ROGUE DEAL #1: The M2 iPad Pro Steal

The Ultimate Router At A Rogue Rate M2 11-inch iPad Pro at Best Buy – $799 Save Rogue $300! Rogue Lifestyle. Rogue Performance. You’d be hard-pressed to find a better tablet for drawing, rendering, or multitasking. Grey and silver models available. Do more for less!

ROGUE POWER: Ryzen 9 5900X on a Budget

For the Rogue Gamer and Creator: Seeking a rogue gaming companion? The Ryzen 9 5900X is here, and trust me when I say this 12-core, 24-thread processor will mow through triple-A titles and formidable productivity chores like nobody’s business. With a 4.8GHZ peak and AM4 motherboard compatibility, it’s marked down to $249. Rogue-worthy performance at budget prices.

ROGUE WAVES: Save on GIGABYTE AORUS Radeon RX 6900 XT

Rogue’s Dream Rig: If you’re the gaming or builder type and haven’t noticed, Amazon’s rogue deal on the GIGABYTE AORUS Radeon RX 6900 XT Xtreme (44% saving – you’re on borrowed time!) is like a rogue wave, a sizeable, meaningful swell – the sort that smashes onto the beaches of performance PC gaming when you least expect it. Close to the performance of the 3080Ti, or even the RTX 3090 in some games, this 16GB GDDR6 card is a rogue wave if ever there was one.

ENTER THE ROGUE CITY: RoboCop Rogue City for Less

Rogue Price: $34.99 A rogue price for all-new RoboCop story, set in the world of the classic films. Featuring the return of Peter Weller, RoboCop Rogue City is a rogue’s gallery of B movie panache and high-octane action, proving the soul of the series lives on.Woot.com

ROGUE CHILL: The 100 QT Igloo Cooler Deal

A ROGUE’S SUMMER ESSENTIAL HEAT IS ON: SUMMER IS COMING! GET YOUR 100-QUART IGLOO ULTRA MARINE COOLER FOR $71.99 FROM AMAZON.COM! RATED FOR 5 DAYS OF ICE RETENTION, IT’S PERFECT FOR ANY SUMMER SOJOURN; A ROGUE’S BEST FRIEND FOR KEEPING ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING COLD.

ROGUE GAMING: WarioWare: Move It! Discounted

Rogue’s microgames rogue’s haven: $30 at Walmart WarioWare: Move It! (Nintendo, 2013) is a rogue’s microgames rogue’s haven with Joy-Con features in every turn.

THE ULTIMATE ROGUE SCREEN: 48'' UltraGear UHD OLED Monitor

A Rogue’s Vision Come To Life: An $800 steal. Normally $1,499.99, now only $699.99, the 48″ LG 4K OLED Gaming Monitor is a rogue beacon for gamers. Delivering a rogue-like anti-glare 4K OLED display, as well as a bevy of roguelike specs such as a 120Hz panel and HDMI 2.1 support, there is no better time to get set up like a rogue champion than now.

What Makes a Deal Rogue?

Every great shopper is a rogue, an outlaw in search of the ultimate deal – the one that offers both unbeatable value and spine-tingling exhilaration. Deals are about more than acquiring things for less than you’d normally pay. They’re about finding the perfect products that make our lives better; the technology that will shape our future; the experiences that make the world a more vibrant place. They’re about being cunning, clever, and a little bit cheeky.

After taking this rogue gallery of rogue deals – from the unprecedented power of the M2 iPad Pro, to the immersive entertainment of RoboCop Rogue City, to the scary efficiency of the Igloo cooler – keep in mind that what makes it a rogue deal isn’t just the scarcity of these things for this much money. Rather, what makes it a rogue deal is how it makes your already rogue life even more rogue.

Cheers, then, to rogues, and dreamers, adventurers and savers, and our hope that your weekend shopping leads to rogue deals – sales that not only deliver discounts but also success, the satisfaction of unearthing a gem, the thrill of a good purchase being made. For every rogue deal is one more small step that shows the world can, and should, be outsmarted – and that there is human ingenuity for every dollar spent.

Jun 16, 2024
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